The rules

This is a joke. The list doesn’t measure anything, and being on it says nothing about anyone’s sexuality. Around here “gayest” is the highest compliment there is, and that’s how we mean it.

How the list works

• $5 puts a name at number one. The newest paid name always wears the crown, and everyone else moves down one.
• Buying a name that’s already listed moves it back to the top.
• There’s no minimum stay. Someone could take the crown a minute after you do.
• Every paid crown gets the next number and a page of its own, with a picture you can share. The page stays up after the crown has moved on, and shows how long the name held it.

The Hall of Fame

• A seat costs $20 on top of the $5 crown, and you buy the two together.
• Seats are numbered in the order they’re bought. A name keeps its seat for as long as this site is online, wherever it sits on the list.
• Each name gets one seat. Taking the crown again doesn’t change it.

Country standings

• Every paid crown scores one for the country picked at checkout. Nobody checks where you live, so represent whichever country you like.
• The standings are for fun. There’s no prize for the country on top.

Which names you can use

Your own name, a made-up name, or the name of a friend who’d love it.

Don’t use someone’s name to embarrass, out or harass them. Also off limits are slurs, hate, sexual content, ads, links, phone numbers and social handles.

Removals and refunds

• Anyone who finds their own name on the list can have it removed. Email [email protected].
• Removing a name takes it off the list and takes down its crown pages, its pictures and its Hall of Fame seat.
• We can remove any name that breaks these rules at any time, with no refund.
• Sales are final once your name appears, because you’ve got what you paid for.
• If you paid and your name never appeared, email us and we’ll fix it or refund you.

The first names on the list

We made those up so the crown had somewhere to sit. They’re fictional, and nobody paid for them. That’s why they have no crown number, score nothing in the standings and hold no seats. Crown No. 1 goes to the first name someone pays for.

Last updated November 9, 2026.